Pet Road Tripper Prints

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Motor Tourism

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'Now here's a place I like!'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Camping.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Sometimes Y Turn

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Route 666

Exit Next Left

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Inflating Boobs.

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

'God's speed.'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'