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"I try to drink a lot of water, stay up and get right on L.A. time, and never eat the airline food."

"My colleague would like a seat by the window. He also wants to know if you serve treats. I mean snacks."

"Pick me!"

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy! Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy!'

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Dog on a plane.

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

"Ok, here's this thing again. Don't lose it this time!"

"It doesn't need batteries, Billy. It's a real puppy."

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'Wayne, your turn - Darren needs changing!'

"Maybe the tree wasn't such a great idea."

'Listen son-if God had wanted us to fly he would have given us air tickets.'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him if I promise to take care of him?'

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

Megacorp Airlines. "We bring people closer together. And that's just on the plane!

'I don't care if he followed you home-we're not keeping him!'

Hamster.

'We are not going back for any rubber bone.'

Flight Socks.

"I'm confused. We were trained to do our business outside, but then they bring in a tree that glows."

'This will hurt you more than it will hurt me.'

Kangaroo in a plane.

"I was just kidding when I said that thing they sit on is a giant chew toy. I hope you can act cute, because you're in big trouble."

"Does it have airplane mode?"

'George had a feeling this long-haul-flight wasn't going to be as peaceful as he had hoped!'

"For their holidays, they always book pet-friendly accommodation: I'm never left behind..."

Dad, what is puppy love? The beginning of a dog's life!

Dog in the passport photo booth.