Airplane Aficionados With Pets T-Shirts

"I try to drink a lot of water, stay up and get right on L.A. time, and never eat the airline food."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

Why Superman flies himself

Dog on a plane.

"Is your dog friendly?"

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."

Replacements for Extinct Animals

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

Psychaitry. Are you sure lying on my back is the best way to address my feelings of helplessness?

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

I love that new elephant smell.

"Me, I've quit racing. I was very good at it, but I just couldn't hack the early training sessions..."

The aviation experts come out to play

'You're spoiling that dog!'

'I'm sick and tired of begging!'

'All this job requires is some mud-wallowing and snarling... I'd say you're overqualified.'

'Really? I've never met a banker before.'

"Good dog!"

'Hank, Barry just said his first word: Dam!'

"Alternative lifestyle."

Angel learning to fly...

"It's my emotional support animal."

'I'm afraid to ask.'

"Honestly, you could never make me fly coach again after this." - Flying Fish

'Good news, Darling, they can clone cats.'