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The Superhero Supermarket.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"Recalculating route..."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

The World Wide Web.

'I'm on my way!'

Birds Following Witch.

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Why Superman flies himself

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

'So, how was flight school?'

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

'I take it you've never used an air taxi before.'

'The pilot has collapsed! Does anyone here know how to fly?'

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

Basic economy

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'