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'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

'Why didn't we think of doing this before?'

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

"Recalculating route..."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Birds Following Witch.

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Emotional Support Pest

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

Why Superman flies himself

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'So, how was flight school?'

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

Basic economy

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

'The pilot has collapsed! Does anyone here know how to fly?'