Flying Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

'Well, we just became unspectacular.'

Man on a flying machine amongst a flock of birds.

Flying School.

'Oh no! It's the flying gardener.'

'He loves riding his bike to work, but he hates the traffic. Apparently, he solved that problem.'

Remarkable Modesty of a Young Aeronaut when Falling Past the Casement of a Lady's Boudoir.

The Aero-Window

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Gloria sure did like her new panty liners with wings

'That is very cute, dear, but it is not putting dinner on the table.'

Basic economy

'Bradley, haven't I told you before about wearing your cap in the house?'

"I love it when we flock together."

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

Every Morning Precisely At Seven, Mrs. Henderson Took Petey On His Exercise Fly.

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Airlines

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Servicemen.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

The World Wide Web.

"Recalculating route..."

Cow Blue Arrows

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

TSA Noah