Flying Enthusiasts Pillows

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

'Why didn't we think of doing this before?'

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

"Recalculating route..."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Birds Following Witch.

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Emotional Support Pest

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Why Superman flies himself

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

'So, how was flight school?'

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

'The pilot has collapsed! Does anyone here know how to fly?'

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."

Cow Pilot.

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'