Flight Aficionados Pillows

The Superhero Supermarket.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"Recalculating route..."

The World Wide Web.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'I'm on my way!'

Birds Following Witch.

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

Why Superman flies himself

'So, how was flight school?'

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

'I take it you've never used an air taxi before.'

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

'The pilot has collapsed! Does anyone here know how to fly?'

Basic economy

"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."