Flying Aficionados Pillows

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

"Recalculating route..."

The World Wide Web.

'I'm on my way!'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

Why Superman flies himself

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

'I take it you've never used an air taxi before.'

Cow Pilot.

Helicopter

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

Basic economy

'He has really taken to the training.'

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

The aviation experts come out to play

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

"Be careful - we've seen an alarming increase in the number of plane strikes."

"Student driver"

A drone laying an egg

Nut Bomber

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

"Great - the drone can deliver fridges! Come on now, Petersen! It's time for the piano test!"

Kennedy Airport

"It's my emotional support animal."