Flying Aficionados Mugs

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

"Recalculating route..."

The World Wide Web.

'I'm on my way!'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

Why Superman flies himself

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

'I take it you've never used an air taxi before.'

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

Basic economy

Helicopter

'He has really taken to the training.'

Cow Pilot.

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

A drone laying an egg

"Be careful - we've seen an alarming increase in the number of plane strikes."

"Student driver"

The aviation experts come out to play

Nut Bomber

For celebrities, Orville and Wilbur Wright are awfully friendly. Yeah, they're just "plane" folks!

"It's my emotional support animal."

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

"Great - the drone can deliver fridges! Come on now, Petersen! It's time for the piano test!"

Angel learning to fly...