Flying Aficionado Mugs

Nut Bomber

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

Paper aeroplane flying in front of an aeroplane.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

Walking Luggage.

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

The World's Easiest Airport

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

The World Wide Web.

"Recalculating route..."

'I'm on my way!'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

A private jet takes off

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Employee of the Month Parking

Birds Following Witch.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Kamikaze Colour

Airport Bored Rooms