Flying Aficionado Gifts

Nut Bomber

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

Paper aeroplane flying in front of an aeroplane.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Walking Luggage.

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"Recalculating route..."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

The World Wide Web.

The World's Easiest Airport

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'I'm on my way!'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Birds Following Witch.

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

A private jet takes off

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Employee of the Month Parking

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Kamikaze Colour