Fly Aficionados Pillows

'Please buzz before entering.' That Marge is quite the joker.

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

Butterflies

"Recalculating route..."

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Emotional Support Pest

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Well if it isn't Mr J.R.Hartley!"

'Food fight!'

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

Woman has spread her wings as butterfly

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

'I have this horrible premonition that he's turning into a butterfly.'

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

You Know You're Old When...

"In all of Montana, you’ll not find a more sublime flyfisher than Mittens."

Basic economy

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

Butterfly Woman

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

"Yesterday we're caterpillars, today this. Can't wait to see what's next."

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'