Fly Aficionados Gifts

The fly in my soup seems to have a look of disappointment on his face. He was told he was going to appear in "Garfield."

'Please buzz before entering.' That Marge is quite the joker.

Fly Strip Bathroom

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

Butterflies

"Recalculating route..."

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Emotional Support Pest

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

Woman has spread her wings as butterfly

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

"Well if it isn't Mr J.R.Hartley!"

'Food fight!'

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

'I have this horrible premonition that he's turning into a butterfly.'

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

You Know You're Old When...

"In all of Montana, you’ll not find a more sublime flyfisher than Mittens."

Basic economy

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

Of course he hasn't grown wings yet – You carry him everywhere.

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

Butterfly Woman

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'