Fly Enthusiast Gifts

'The good news is, you're getting reincarnated...the bad news is, you're gonna be a mayfly...you've got five hours!'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

Fly calls out to his friend who is being swatted: 'Your wings, Chuck! Use your wings!'

Slush Poopy.

Oh,thank you God!

'YAY! Grass gravy!'

God, it stinks round here! He's new.

"I realize you bought it for protection. I just don't feel comfortable with one in the house."

'Waiter there's a fly in my soup!' 'I want what he's having.'

This stuff never goes off, does it?

'Well, of course it stinks, but once you start regurgitaing it in your saliva, it'll taste as good as a dead cow in the July heat … now let's join the swarm.'

Flight School.

"My God...The credit crunch must be bad!"

"We love it, but how is the school system here? (We're expecting maggots.)"

"Has she put us on hold?"

Emotional Support Pest

"You'll see Darling, by just being a fly on the wall, you'll hear the best gossip..."

"I can't believe Bob is dead! What a way to go: swallowed by a bikie."

"Well, technically, your eyes are bigger than your stomach."

A fly gets clearance from the control tower to: 'Fly around erratically, bumping into windows and buzzing around cow's backsides.'

'I'm sorry Daisy. Things can never be the same between us!'

"It looks almost too good to regurgitate on."

I'm so poor I had to sell my kids to an angler.

Faecebook Fly.

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'

"Wow look at the build on him!"

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

'If this is a fly-on-the-wall documentary, I'd be more interested in the fly's next chapter'

'I can't go on like this Wilfred - you've changed so - You're no longer the man I married.'

'Hey guys, there's a puddle of sick over there, if you fancy some fruit and veg.'

Adventures of Super Fly

"It has come to my attention that life is short and truly uncertain."

Waiter, why are there TWO flies in my soup? The second fly is the first fly's attorney.

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.