Fly Enthusiasts Gifts

"Notice how the artist utilizes light to draw in the viewer."

'We've decided not to have maggots.'

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Butterflies

"Recalculating route..."

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Birds Following Witch.

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Emotional Support Pest

Woman has spread her wings as butterfly

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"Well if it isn't Mr J.R.Hartley!"

'Food fight!'

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

'I have this horrible premonition that he's turning into a butterfly.'

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

Basic economy

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

You Know You're Old When...

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

"In all of Montana, you’ll not find a more sublime flyfisher than Mittens."