Fly Fanatic Gifts

"Congratulations! You're the proud father of 5 thousand squirming little maggots!"

You had me at 'BLLLLUUUURRRPPPP!'

Now it's time for Dung or no Dung! With your host Stinkhole Edmunds!

"Aaaah...a good year!"

"That's some dining fly!"

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

'EEEEEEX-CREMENT!'

'Ere Joe, look, we have a newbie in our field!

Marriage Councillor: 'She's absolutely correct, Simon, maggots are a shared responsibility.'

Quantum of Slurry.

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

'Food fight!'

Lordy! I hate it when they stampede!

'On my mark, flight pattern 'Crazy Horse!''

'Harold, what on Earth possesses you to watch these disgusting horror movies? A handsome fly changes into a human being before our very eyes! ICK!'

'I'm rating stuff.'

"The news isn't good. You have about 53 seconds to live. Now it's 52, 51, 50..."

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Fighter Jet Sneeze

'Can our software do that?'

Fly Fishing

Our visit to the flan factory.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Boy pilot.

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

The Perfect Foil

The First Kite

Emotional Support Pest

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"