Fly Fascination Fans Gifts

'The flies are heading over this way. Brace yourself.'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Migrating cows.

Emotional Support Pest

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

"Love your ambiance!"

'Food fight!'

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

Homing pigeons in therapy.

'He has really taken to the training.'

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

"He keeps touching me!"

Helicopter

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

"Great - the drone can deliver fridges! Come on now, Petersen! It's time for the piano test!"

'If this is a fly-on-the-wall documentary, I'd be more interested in the fly's next chapter'

'EEEEEEX-CREMENT!'

Waiter, why are there TWO flies in my soup? The second fly is the first fly's attorney.

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

Flight School.

'Your you is unzipped.'

'I'm sorry Daisy. Things can never be the same between us!'

Now it's time for Dung or no Dung! With your host Stinkhole Edmunds!

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

'Oh no! I forgot my driving glasses! What! You too? Now what are we going to do?'

"Congratulations! You're the proud father of 5 thousand squirming little maggots!"

Sheep Ballast

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'

"Well, technically, your eyes are bigger than your stomach."