Firefly Fans Gifts

Yeah, you look a little lightheaded.

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

Fly Artist

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Give it to me straight, Doc, and don't poopcoat it.

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

I'm just saying, maybe you should try getting out of the city, Mr. Van Gogh. The Smoggy Night.

Homing pigeons in therapy.

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Donald Trump

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

Unlikely Fly Scenario

Well, we fancied a bit of herbal!

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

"Is the light bothering you?"

Fly Space.

'We've created fire! We're Gods!'

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

'Your you is unzipped.'

When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

"Must dash - I'm appearing in a 'restaurant soup' cartoon this afternoon..."

"You need to update—you’re still using OS X Caterpillar."

Derek's last selfie.

'Mr Blue Arsed Fly, please.'

Waiter, there are three flies in my soup. I guess the chef likes you.