Flame Fans Gifts

When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Candle Portraits.

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

Donald Trump

If it's any consolation, you burned the bejeezus out of his finger.

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

'I warned: Play a sloppy game and, come Monday, there will be hell to pay during practice.'

'We've created fire! We're Gods!'

Candles In Bed

"I graduated magma cum laude."

Barbeque Silhoutte Identifier,

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

'The Olympic torch is certainly making a blazing entrance into the stadium!'

"There's only two things that really fascinate men. One is fire and the other one isn't."

'It's not working, chief - fighting fire with fire.'

Torch Bearer burnt from exploding flame. Staff behind him with petrol can used to fuel up flame.

"It's nice to look at, but what else is it good for."

Motorbike

The boys were delighted, when Jed showed them an old fire eating trick with a flaming arrow.

"If you ask me, the fire has the most potential, but it's the smoke that has people talking."

'It's probably just me, but I find the crazy thing fascinating.'

"It's amazing how some people manage to make all of eternity seem even longer."

Greece on fire

"That's just an old flame."

Flamin-goes & Flaming-stays

Fire spelling the word fire