Flame Fan Gifts

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'We've created fire! We're Gods!'

Donald Trump

"Well-done coming right up."

"I always get these flare-ups."

"It's nice to look at, but what else is it good for."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

"Love your ambiance!"

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

I'm just saying, maybe you should try getting out of the city, Mr. Van Gogh. The Smoggy Night.

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

If it's any consolation, you burned the bejeezus out of his finger.

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

Bath Bonfire

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

July 5...payback.

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

'You know, dad...a campfire is nature's TV, but with only one channel.'

"Is the light bothering you?"

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

"You're right. Watching them celebrate freedom before we abduct them is fun."

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

"In case you had any doubts, Holbrook, you're fired!"

'You call that a firecracker?'