Fire Fascination Fan Gifts

"Love your ambiance!"

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

Bath Bonfire

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

Donald Trump

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

July 5...payback.

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

"Is the light bothering you?"

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

"In case you had any doubts, Holbrook, you're fired!"

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

"You're right. Watching them celebrate freedom before we abduct them is fun."

'You call that a firecracker?'

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

'Bless you...'

"I think he stood on a nettle."

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

"Boy, she has a new look."

Supermoth

Smoking Firemen.