Fire Starter Fan Gifts

"I call it 'fire' -- It's for burning calories!"

'Sure, it's a clever invention, but what if we get dependent on imported firewood?'

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

Klepto-pyromaniac - 'Hey...Somebody just stole my lighter!'

'I just invented something really neat - go chop a whole bunch of wood!'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

Oog invented fire, then he accidentally sat in it and invented walking upright.

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

"Love your ambiance!"

Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

"Let's just binge watch this."

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

Fire Assembly Point

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

Bonfire

I've invented "fire." It'll accelerate global warming and get us out of this ice age!

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

'I just discovered fire!'

"Is the light bothering you?"

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'