Fire Fan Gifts

The devil makes work for idle hands...

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

Fetching some fuel.

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

"Love your ambiance!"

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

I'm just saying, maybe you should try getting out of the city, Mr. Van Gogh. The Smoggy Night.

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

Fire Assembly Point

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

Donald Trump

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

Bath Bonfire

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

July 5...payback.

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

'You know, dad...a campfire is nature's TV, but with only one channel.'

"Is the light bothering you?"

"In case you had any doubts, Holbrook, you're fired!"

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

"You're right. Watching them celebrate freedom before we abduct them is fun."

'We've created fire! We're Gods!'

'Hey, Mr. Harris, I've got your fresh fire wood here, where do you want it?'