Fire Alarm Fan Gifts

'Do you mind if I smoke?'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

"Love your ambiance!"

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

Fire Assembly Point

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

Bath Bonfire

Donald Trump

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

July 5...payback.

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

'You know, dad...a campfire is nature's TV, but with only one channel.'

Broken down ambulance means horse and man have to carry stretcher

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

"You're right. Watching them celebrate freedom before we abduct them is fun."

'We've created fire! We're Gods!'

"In case you had any doubts, Holbrook, you're fired!"

'You call that a firecracker?'

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

"Have you tried using one of these?"

Early 3D home entertainment systems.