Alarm Clock Fan Gifts

Viagara Pills.

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

Addiction to mobile.

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

A Cumulonim-bus

Campaign Trail

Death Watch

Big Ben

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

'You are naming your invention a telephone, Mr. Bell? That has a nice ring to it.'

Terry Wogan

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

"In case you had any doubts, Holbrook, you're fired!"

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

'You call that a firecracker?'

"Do you have the time? We need to be home before Christmas shopping season ends."

You are what you collect.

"Hi! Is this Jesus of Nazarath, son of David? This is Stan. We're family! I found you on Ancestry."

"Boy, she has a new look."

Traveller's Luggage.

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

"And now, our newest hit song..."

"Hey, I'd recognize your squeaky, high-pitched voice anytime."

To Do: 1) Wake up 2) Smell coffee.

"The disc jockeys creep me out, but you can't deny that they play great music..."

"People usually see the Virgin Mary in a piece of toast or something' but..."

Pterodactyl Clock.