Alarm Clock Fan Prints

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

Addiction to mobile.

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

A Cumulonim-bus

Campaign Trail

Big Ben

Death Watch

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

'You are naming your invention a telephone, Mr. Bell? That has a nice ring to it.'

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

"In case you had any doubts, Holbrook, you're fired!"

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

'You call that a firecracker?'

"And now, our newest hit song..."

"Boy, she has a new look."

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

"Do you have the time? We need to be home before Christmas shopping season ends."

You are what you collect.

Traveller's Luggage.

"Hey, I'd recognize your squeaky, high-pitched voice anytime."

To Do: 1) Wake up 2) Smell coffee.

Burglar Alarm

"We should keep the dog in on Firework night."