Bird Call Fan Prints

You are what you collect.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Tree house.

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

Bravo!

Musician

Parrot annoying dog.

Two birds refuel.

Pandemic Orphans

Mockingbird visits old mcdonald's farm: E-I-E-I-O!

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'

Birds sitting in high wire walker's way...

'Dude, it's time for you to hang it up,'

'They have great rapport.'

"Hey, I'd recognize your squeaky, high-pitched voice anytime."

'Very interesting. How many bird calls do you know?'

Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea.

'We should talk more.'

Boy scout helping a bird with a walking stick cross the road.

"He finds that incessant barking eases the shame of being man's best friend!"

"Bloody dawn chorus!"

"Aren't you aware that 97% of communication is non verbal?"

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name."

The owl and the pussycat went to sea...with a lot of lager.