Bird Call Fan Gifts

You are what you collect.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Tree house.

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

Bravo!

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

Parrot annoying dog.

Musician

Two birds refuel.

'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

Mockingbird visits old mcdonald's farm: E-I-E-I-O!

Pandemic Orphans

Good golly! I'm some kind of bird!

"Hi! Is this Jesus of Nazarath, son of David? This is Stan. We're family! I found you on Ancestry."

"Stop repeating everything I say birdbrain!"

Birds sitting in high wire walker's way...

'Dude, it's time for you to hang it up,'

'They have great rapport.'

"Hey, I'd recognize your squeaky, high-pitched voice anytime."

'Very interesting. How many bird calls do you know?'

Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea.

'We should talk more.'

"He finds that incessant barking eases the shame of being man's best friend!"

Boy scout helping a bird with a walking stick cross the road.

"Bloody dawn chorus!"

"Aren't you aware that 97% of communication is non verbal?"

East and West Divide

"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name."