Bird Symbol Fan Gifts

East and West Divide

Balancing two espresso martinis

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Life and Death

'How can I be the symbol for happiness and be a blue bird?'

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Statue of Liberty holds a sign up reads: Who are We?

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

Musician

"Two for Joy."

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'

Good golly! I'm some kind of bird!

Mockingbird visits old mcdonald's farm: E-I-E-I-O!

"You need to update—you’re still using OS X Caterpillar."

"Stop repeating everything I say birdbrain!"

"Your entire body is riddled with chestnuts."

You are what you collect.

Birds sitting in high wire walker's way...

I'm the bluebird of irrational experience.

Boy scout helping a bird with a walking stick cross the road.

'We should talk more.'

'Wh..? Hey, get hold of yourself, you've been flying ever since you were hatched!'

Well, I take it you've heard of the'Dove of Peace'?...

My Name is Lucky.

"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name."

Broke? Declare Yourself a Church and Burn

Quit complaining. I told you to go before you got in there.