Nature Symbolism Fan Gifts

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Life and Death

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

Statue of Liberty holds a sign up reads: Who are We?

Mamoose...

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

"Is the salmon fresh?"

"I'm more of a day owl."

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

"What pheromone are you using?"

"Relax, he's just checking his p-mail."

Van Gogh. . .Goghing. . . Goghing. . . Goghne.

"I'm real jumpy today. I hope they tranquilize us for one of their experiments."

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

'I thought you needed some exercise, so I packed 800 pounds of weights in your backpack.'

Everytime I fan my tail feathers, I throw out my back.

"It's time your father woke up. Go rattle the people's garbage cans next door."

Sign reads 'Your Ocean Neighbors.'

"So our ant-cestors come from Ant-artica?"

'Every day they get bolder.'

'Good afternoon, Madam. I believe you have a termite problem?'

"Hand on a minute! Wipe your feet before you step into my mouth will you!?"