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"Two for Joy."

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Life and Death

'How can I be the symbol for happiness and be a blue bird?'

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"Do you know a good chiropractor?"

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Statue of Liberty holds a sign up reads: Who are We?

Mamoose...

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

"I'm more of a day owl."

"Your education in business and management is impressive, but I'm hesitant to put you in a leadership position now that I see you're a lemming."

"Is the salmon fresh?"

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

"What pheromone are you using?"

Van Gogh. . .Goghing. . . Goghing. . . Goghne.

"I'm real jumpy today. I hope they tranquilize us for one of their experiments."

"Relax, he's just checking his p-mail."

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

'I thought you needed some exercise, so I packed 800 pounds of weights in your backpack.'

Everytime I fan my tail feathers, I throw out my back.

"It's time your father woke up. Go rattle the people's garbage cans next door."

Sign reads 'Your Ocean Neighbors.'

"Hand on a minute! Wipe your feet before you step into my mouth will you!?"

"So our ant-cestors come from Ant-artica?"

'Every day they get bolder.'