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"Holy shit - a talking snake!"

'Your shoe's untied.'

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'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

'Play it again, Sam.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"Dude. You seem tense."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'How can I be the symbol for happiness and be a blue bird?'

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

Snake Charmer

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

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