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A man dreams of a snake

'Your shoe's untied.'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

'Play it again, Sam.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

"Dude. You seem tense."

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

The Music Critic.

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

Snake Charmer

"...and if any of you are opposed to my being king of the snake pit, raise your hands now!"

Saint Patrick