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"Nobody needs to know it's a snake till it's too late."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

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Snake Eyes

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

The Music Critic.

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

Snake Charming

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

Rattlecornsnake

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

'Are they fresh?'

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

"We both need to get away and unsidewind awhile."

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

"So halfway through the divorce proceedings, I find out Henry is a warlock."