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"It's what I do."

Rattlecornsnake

'Is it true? You've been selling your venom to pharmaceutical companies to make anti-venom? Traitor!'

A Cobra with prosthetic fangs.

Road to Recovery: Snakes and Ladders.

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

"I'm no clotheshorse, but it sure is great to shed that old skin!"

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

'Hey, who's playing the maracas? Nobody in this band plays maracas.'

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Mum, remember you said I could have a pet...

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Digeridoo.

'Whats your poison.'

'This is where programmed trading kicks in.'

'Name yer poison, gents!'

A snake bites his lip - 'I hope I'm not poisonous, I just bit my lip!'

'Hey stranger: Are you a squeezy-type or a bity-type?'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'And you can't remember why you tied a knot in your snake?'

Medusa at the hair stylists.

"Yeah, I see what you mean. If it's been like this for weeks, you definitely have a digestion problem..."

I don't think Grandma likes my snake.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"Oh, this is so cute... Fluffy likes you!"

One out of 10,000 snakes are born with a 'spork' tongue.

'So you're not going to become a world famous juggler. Get over it and move on!'

'Oh, that's just a harmless Garter snake. They're not deadly.'

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

He has been sliding into second ever since he left first base

"He's normally not affectionate, but he has really taken a liking to you!2

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"He gives me the creeps. I Think it's love."

"I'm not your puppet, Dan. I'm a deadly snake."