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"It's what I do."

Rattlecornsnake

'Is it true? You've been selling your venom to pharmaceutical companies to make anti-venom? Traitor!'

A Cobra with prosthetic fangs.

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

Road to Recovery: Snakes and Ladders.

"I'm no clotheshorse, but it sure is great to shed that old skin!"

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

'Honestly! You really ought to see someone about that cough of yours.'

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

Mum, remember you said I could have a pet...

'Hey, who's playing the maracas? Nobody in this band plays maracas.'

A snake bites his lip - 'I hope I'm not poisonous, I just bit my lip!'

Medusa on Instagram

'Whats your poison.'

'Name yer poison, gents!'

'This is where programmed trading kicks in.'

Digeridoo.

'Hey stranger: Are you a squeezy-type or a bity-type?'

He instantly realised that the snake he had stumbled upon wasn't the ordinary, nonvenomous python but the feared Monty Python. However, impervious to British humor, Walter walked away unscathed.

'So you're not going to become a world famous juggler. Get over it and move on!'

I don't think Grandma likes my snake.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"Oh, this is so cute... Fluffy likes you!"

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

Medusa at the hair stylists.

'And you can't remember why you tied a knot in your snake?'

"Yeah, I see what you mean. If it's been like this for weeks, you definitely have a digestion problem..."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"He's normally not affectionate, but he has really taken a liking to you!2

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

He has been sliding into second ever since he left first base

'Oh, that's just a harmless Garter snake. They're not deadly.'

One out of 10,000 snakes are born with a 'spork' tongue.

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'