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'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"Charming, absolutely charming."

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

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Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

Snake Eyes

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

The Music Critic.

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

Snake Charming

Rattlecornsnake

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

'Are they fresh?'

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

"We both need to get away and unsidewind awhile."

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

"So halfway through the divorce proceedings, I find out Henry is a warlock."