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'I would love to dance a tango, but he doesn't have any in his repertoire.'

"My snake is into contemporary music."

Mummy Charmer

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"Charming, absolutely charming."

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

Snake Eyes

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

Danth battle?

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'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

The Music Critic.

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

Snake Charming

Rattlecornsnake

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes