Snake Charmer Admirer Gifts

'I would love to dance a tango, but he doesn't have any in his repertoire.'

"My snake is into contemporary music."

Mummy Charmer

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"Charming, absolutely charming."

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

'Honestly! You really ought to see someone about that cough of yours.'

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

Danth battle?

Snake Eyes

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

Photobooth Photobomb

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

I'd invite you in, but my husband, my boyfriend and my python are all very jealous.

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

The Music Critic.

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

Snake Charming

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

Rattlecornsnake

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'