Snake Charmer Enthusiasts Gifts

"His act has never been the same since his wife started using the basket for her laundry."

Snake Charming

Clancy: Snake

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

'Honestly! You really ought to see someone about that cough of yours.'

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

I'd invite you in, but my husband, my boyfriend and my python are all very jealous.

Snake Eyes

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

Photobooth Photobomb

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

The Music Critic.

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

Rattlecornsnake

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

'Are they fresh?'

Medusa's baby picture

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

"We both need to get away and unsidewind awhile."

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes