Snake Charmer Enthusiasts Mugs

"His act has never been the same since his wife started using the basket for her laundry."

Snake Charming

Clancy: Snake

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

Photobooth Photobomb

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

Snake Eyes

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

The Music Critic.

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

Rattlecornsnake

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

'Are they fresh?'

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

"We both need to get away and unsidewind awhile."

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

"So halfway through the divorce proceedings, I find out Henry is a warlock."