Snake Charmer Fan Gifts

Snake charmer charming toilet paper.

"A large donation usually calms him down."

No, you idiot, like this.

Saint Patrick in a Basket

Snake Charming Laundry

'But Mum, I don't want to learn how to dance: I want to be a singer...'

Ask me about my Cobra!

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

'I found it in the Karma Sutra - it's an old Indian bondage trick.'

Illegal Immigration Centre.

A snake charmer is charming his hose to water his flowers

Snake charming the telephone.

"Amazing! Even an animal without legs dances better than you."

Corkscrew

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"I'm in children's books, myself."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

'Honestly! You really ought to see someone about that cough of yours.'

I'd invite you in, but my husband, my boyfriend and my python are all very jealous.

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

Snake Eyes

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

Photobooth Photobomb

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

The Music Critic.