Snake Charmer Wannabe Gifts

Serpent Instrument player

It was only when he heard the hissing that Neil realized it wasn't his beloved Alpine horn.

'Move around the right... Don't even try to get close when he's coled like that.'

"Do you really need a Pat on the back for everything?"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"Charming, absolutely charming."

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

'Honestly! You really ought to see someone about that cough of yours.'

I'd invite you in, but my husband, my boyfriend and my python are all very jealous.

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

Photobooth Photobomb

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

Snake Eyes

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

Snake Charming

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

The Music Critic.

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

Rattlecornsnake

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

'Are they fresh?'

"I guess we shouldn't have called him Monty."

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

"So halfway through the divorce proceedings, I find out Henry is a warlock."

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'