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Snake charmer tries sleazy pick-up on snake at a bar.

'I call him in for special jobs like this. There's your pearl necklace, Mrs. Spengler, good as new.'

He was an entertainer to the bitter end.

Indian snake charmer at cricket match.

A planet like ours - puppet cobra

'Your shoe's untied.'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'Play it again, Sam.'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

"Charming, absolutely charming."

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

'Honestly! You really ought to see someone about that cough of yours.'

Snake Eyes

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

I'd invite you in, but my husband, my boyfriend and my python are all very jealous.

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

"Dude. You seem tense."

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.