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'Missin' rib, snake, guilt, eviction. . . and not a Stress Counsellor in sight!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Play it again, Sam.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

Bird Symbol Hunting

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

"Dude. You seem tense."

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

Snake Charmer

The Music Critic.

'I told you it would fit.'

"...and if any of you are opposed to my being king of the snake pit, raise your hands now!"

'Please repeat, your last transmission was garbled.'

Saint Patrick

"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."

The one liner Eve should have used - 'You gotta be kidding!'