Snake Seeker T-Shirts

Caution. Slow drivers ahead searching for snakes on the road.

'Your shoe's untied.'

Dead Funny

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

'Play it again, Sam.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

Man indignant at having caught no fish

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"Dude. You seem tense."

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

Danth battle?

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'