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'If she bites, you've got 18 seconds to suck the poison out,'

"You see Darling, you can gauge how much someone fears you by how far away they stand to take photographs..."

"Dude. You seem tense."

scavenging snakes.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Now I really hate poetry."

'Your shoe's untied.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

TSA Noah

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'Play it again, Sam.'

"I think we may be related!"

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'