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'If she bites, you've got 18 seconds to suck the poison out,'

"You see Darling, you can gauge how much someone fears you by how far away they stand to take photographs..."

"Dude. You seem tense."

scavenging snakes.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Now I really hate poetry."

'Your shoe's untied.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Play it again, Sam.'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"I think we may be related!"

TSA Noah

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"Yet she never gains an ounce."