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"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

'Oh, cool - a red squirrel, he thought. I can't believe that this will likely be the highlight of my day.'

Dog Philosophy

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Crab with a clown face.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"I love this time of day."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

Myths and legends...

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

Squirrel on the beach

Zoo animals.

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."