Squirrel Seeker T-Shirts

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

'Oh, cool - a red squirrel, he thought. I can't believe that this will likely be the highlight of my day.'

Dog Philosophy

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Crab with a clown face.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"I love this time of day."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Myths and legends...

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

Zoo animals.