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"Whatever you do in there all day is fine with me, so long as it's not writing a memoir."

A hermit crab moves home

New, Improved Conch Shell.

'I'd be more amazed if I DIDN'T hear the ocean.'

Turtle checking out another shell.

"Four bedrooms, oceanfront property, and it's in our price range?! What's the catch?"

"Are you willing to relocate?"

"No, I don't recycle."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Goldiepaws: Are you going to come out and play?

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

'Say '1' to hear the ocean in English. Decir '2' a oir el ocean en Espanol.'

Man listening to a shell, worm crawling through his ear

"It's your mother calling."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"That's way out of my price range..."

The one that got away

Ice fisher.

Try me/try me/try me...

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Skiing

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Problem Solving

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Coffee

'Idle' Home Exhibition

Dolphin

'No, no, no, Tompkins! We decided to make today Causal Friday, not Casual Friday!'

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"I thought I'd stay home today and accept the things I can't change."

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"