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'If you hold this shell to your ear you can hear the ARRRGH!'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"IBM up 2 1/4, ATT down a 1/4,GM ... "

Passed over for a simple seashell, Stella was well and truly a washed up starfish!!

"You really ought to have your hearing checked."

"If you listen closely you can hear the sounds of traffic"

"I don't hear the ocean, just a bunch of white noise."

'It's the ocean - for you.'

This is Ben's mother, I want to thank you for being a wonderful teacher...

Try me/try me/try me...

A day at the beach

Beach con-man.

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Shellfie

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

"Well Earned Vacation"

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

Dolphin

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'